It's 10:15 and there's cursing and yelling going on outside.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/19/2016 at 01:14 • Filed to: fertburrrr

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My neighbors care waaaay too much about the NFL preseason.


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Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/19/2016 at 01:19

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There’s only one thing to do. Go out and yell with them, but use hockey team names.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/19/2016 at 01:20

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I don’t even like football. I don’t understand the hype


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RallyWrench
08/19/2016 at 01:21

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“Go Canadiens”


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/19/2016 at 01:23

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Fuckin’ Eh!!


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > S65
08/19/2016 at 01:38

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Some people do like football. There, now you understand it.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/19/2016 at 02:21

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I never understood preseason “Superfans”. It’s not worth getting excited over.

The only team to perform consistantly from preseason to the end of the regular season is the Bears.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/19/2016 at 06:50

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The only acceptable yelling while watching preseason football is if you have a star player suffer a season-ending injury. Then, by all means, yell and scream. Otherwise, you’re just being a tool.


Kinja'd!!! PontiacAttack > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/19/2016 at 06:53

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Bring them a can of beer. It’s just like those snickers commercials where they’re not themselves. Only with beer.


Kinja'd!!! IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/19/2016 at 12:15

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I simultaneously love & hate not car if about football. It's great because it means I don't have to care about football, but then everyone else cares about football...


Kinja'd!!! IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
08/19/2016 at 12:16

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not caring about football


Kinja'd!!! WiscoProud > S65
08/19/2016 at 13:24

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Be careful not to cut yourself with all that edge